I basically do this exact thing with my dog omg. Trixie will lie on her back and basically let me “kick” her across the floor.

I basically do this exact thing with my dog omg. Trixie will lie on her back and basically let me “kick” her across the floor.


you’re in a relationship.

yes i am.

you and janine.

hm! yes. me and janine.

I really want to read about Sherlock and Janine’s fake relationship.

I want to see their fake dates, hear Sherlock’s manufactured charming-guy conversation, see their tentative first makeouts.  I want to see her go for his dick and him panicking, I want to see her make him meet her friends.

I want it aaaaaalll.


On negative feedback 


This is one of the best pieces of writerly advice I ever got.

The next time you’re feeling bad about a negative review or comment, try this trick:

Think of a book you think is prefect and brilliant.  Now to go Goodreads or Amazon and look at its one-star reviews.

Nothing is immune.  There is nothing so wonderful that someone won’t hate it, and nothing so awful that someone won’t love it.

Okay no but I need another moment to dajlkweuoiwadjksl like I thought I was over the whole “holy shit you wrote Alone on the Water” but I was so not prepared for this.

Holy shit fuckigni aodwijlksxm, I literally just got back on the computer because I went to see if a particular person was following me and I clicked on my followers and MADLORI WAS ON THE LIST and I was like holy shit that can’t be right what the fuck are you on tumblr app so I got online and WHEN THE HELL DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN WHEN DID SHE START FOLLOWING ME OMG I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HIDE ALL THE PORN.



This is not about personal preference. My feelings about the people on this list range from adoration to indifference to disgust. But none of these people had as positive reaction as Laverne Cox and Lupita Nyong’o did. In fact, many of them actually have a higher percentage of “no” than “yes”. With the exception of Benedict Cumberbatch, Laverne Cox received more reactions than anybody else, AND she has one of the highest “yes” percentages of anybody on the voting list.

So what is the point of voting, if the results of the voting don’t matter? We were told to vote for who we believed should be on the list, we did, and two of the people who received the most affirmative votes were not included.

So what was the point? Did you include them in the voting as some sort of kick-back, or an attempt to placate their fans, without any intention of including them? You included Megyn Kelly in a list entitled “pioneers”, and yet Laverne Cox has done more pioneering for the rights and interests of trans women than Megyn Kelly has ever done. You included two men who run dictatorships and commit human right violations routinely, people in media who haven’t really done anything spectacular within their fields, two politicians who had overwhelmingly negative reactions and…the Koch brothers?

Perhaps you had other criteria for the title “influential”. Perhaps a trans woman who campaigns for the rights and awareness of issues relating to trans women (one of the most denigrated groups in the world) didn’t meet that standard. Perhaps being awarded several humanitarian-related awards and being the key note speaker at several events wasn’t enough. Perhaps a woman who dares to speak out about these issues at the risk of her very identity being derided and attacked, because she wants to make her community better and she wants to help young girls just like her accept themselves and grow up in a better world just wasn’t influential enough for you.

And I guess a young actress who swept the awards season isn’t what you would call influential. I guess a woman who took on an emotionally trying role in a film that highlighted the atrocities on our nation’s past wasn’t good enough. A dark skinned woman who has just been deemed the most beautiful woman in the world, bringing hope and happiness to millions of black girls and women who are often insulted because of their skin—that just didn’t quite meet the same standards as being in a few films in one year. 

Or maybe, just maybe, the accomplishments of these two women challenge societal norms too much. Maybe what they have done and what they stand for is too uncomfortable for your readership and your editor. Maybe you just think the people the Koch brothers and Rand Paul influence are more important than the people Laverne and Lupita influence.

And that is a damn shame.

Bullshit. All bullshit.


Portable Nightlight Spheres

Do away with your old nightlights. These portable nightlight spheres can be brought into bed, or carried through your dark house on the way to find a midnight snack. Sold on Amazon.

I would like 20 cats plz.

jimthewebspinner said:

[SMS] You can stop skulking about my bloody flat. I'm not going into heat anytime soon, and I'm certainly not going to invite you in when I do. -JM [That Omegaverse RP is still in my drafts lolol but HERE HAVE A THING]




[Text] I haven’t a clue of what you’re speaking of. You’re much too full of yourself. SH.

[SMS] I can bloody smell you. -JM

[Text] Smell me? The phantom fragrance of my body lingers inside of your nose? How sweet. SH.

[SMS] Piss off. -JM